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naturalcomedian:

This is the only reason I have Twitter.

naturalcomedian:

This is the only reason I have Twitter.

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

gang0fwolves:

mdtwn:

itsdrickibytch:

Iggy isn’t a rapper.

She doesn’t have bars

Or punchlines

Or a flow for that matter

Bet money you tell her to freestyle on the spot she’ll either make an excuse or be stuttering

that’s literally what happened lmao 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

radio-silents:

But really, who was the first person to take two characters from a fandom and be like

"Yeah, right, but get this; what if one of them is a barista,”

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
http://attackoftheswag.tumblr.com/
500K :D

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

http://attackoftheswag.tumblr.com/

500K :D

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Dogs are very smart

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bbcsherlockian:

the 10th installment of ‘reasons why you should follow me on snapchat’

  • calls grocery store

  • me:

    do you have cotton balls

  • worker:

    yes

  • me:

    does it tickle when u walk

  • worker:

    -hangs up-