This is the only reason I have Twitter.
But really, who was the first person to take two characters from a fandom and be like
"Yeah, right, but get this; what if one of them is a barista,”
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
the 10th installment of ‘reasons why you should follow me on snapchat’
calls grocery store
do you have cotton balls
does it tickle when u walk